Tim: “We don’t know what the prize is, but you’ll want it. Be it that I shave my beard off & send it to you in an envelope…”
Tom: “You’re gonna get arrested doing that.”
Tim: “Or Tom will do a lot of meth & shit his pants & we’ll send you those shorts.”

Episode 53: An Unfortunate Encounter and More Michael Jackson, July 4th 2010 (via tcgtearchive)

Recapping this show brings me so much joy.

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larstheyeti:

I think Fall came early this year. [theawkwardyeti]

larstheyeti:

I think Fall came early this year. [theawkwardyeti]

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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amidnightvoyage:

substantialityou:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

This is so fucking adorable.

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sleptonshawty:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

Me with stinkbugs

larazontally:


From The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time, edited by David H, Lowenherz

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larazontally:

From The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time, edited by David H, Lowenherz

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